February 17, 2026

And now for another one of Butt Goblin's famous rants: Listen up, folks. You're being lied to. They tell you this stuff is called dressing. Huh? Dressing? Like clothes? Clothes for food? Brother, that is SALAD SAUCE

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January 19, 2026

Hey everybody! I finally got a job again! It took 10 months of job hunting, but I'm going to work for Microsoft starting next week. I'll also be moving across the country to the Seattle area, so my life is going to be crazy for a little while! I shouldn't miss any updates, hopefully, but please bear with me if you notice any hiccups here at Butt Goblin headquarters.

— Miles