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August 19, 2026
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![A DNA Sequencing report shows that all the base pairs in Butt Goblin's DNA are Gs (no A, T, or Cs) with a 99.997% accuracy rating. [Dr. Snodgrass]: It's... all Gs? Every base is guanine? That's not possible. [Butt Goblin, thinking]: G is for Goblin [this comic is animated, with Butt Goblin dancing in his mind]](https://butt-goblin.com/comics/1787298327-bg-0483.gif "MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE")
