September 22, 2026

The president was calling. One more mission. Butt Goblin took a long, slow drag. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in. [Butt Goblin, wearing a fedora, and his environment are in black and white except for the hotdog that he's taking a drag on, which is hotdog colored. Behind him, a phone rings, and next to it sits a snub-nosed revolver.]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON