November 11, 2026

Butt Goblin considers his potential epitaph, confident that there's still lots of room on the back if necessary [Butt Goblin looks at a tombstone engraved with "HERE LIES BUTT GOBLIN / ??? - ??? / DIED OF BEING TOO AWESOME (crossed out) / DIED WHILE SHOOTING SO MANY LASERS THAT HE TURNED INTO A LASERS (crossed out) / HUGE FART]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON