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January 19, 2026
Hey everybody! I finally got a job again! It took 10 months of job hunting, but I'm going to work for Microsoft starting next week. I'll also be moving across the country to the Seattle area, so my life is going to be crazy for a little while! I shouldn't miss any updates, hopefully, but please bear with me if you notice any hiccups here at Butt Goblin headquarters.
— Miles
![Butt Goblin’s debate with Abraham Lincoln isn’t well known today, but it did change the course of history [Butt Goblin: My opponent Mr. Lincoln may know a lot of “fancy words” and “persuasive arguments”, but allow me to offer a rebuttal. Look at his hat. The gentleman from Kentucky is wearing a backwards baseball cap. Now look at MY hat. See how big and cool it is. I rest my case]](https://butt-goblin.com/comics/1771257271-bg-0349.png "MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE")
