April 28, 2026

A radio broadcasts from a pile of trash: "'Ey, dis is Jimmy da News Guy. Listen up, today's big story is dere's a 'uge influenza outbreak goin' on. So watch out!" Caption: Butt Goblin hides in his home, terrified of being accosted by Instagram models, Tiktok trad-wives, or van-life vloggers
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