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March 31, 2026
This is a totally true story! My son is 3 and he thinks ghosts are called Halloweens. He also has been obsessed with letters his whole life, and can actually read and spell already (hyperlexia), so spelling out "war" wasn't random. I truly have no idea what's going on in that little brain most of the time.
— Miles
!["The Mind of a Child" (Miles's Irregular Journal Comics) [Panel 1] Child (holding ghost toy): Is the Halloween gonna go back to space? [Panel 2] *Child tosses ghost over his shoulder* [Panel 3] *Child rummages in a bin of letters* [Panel 4] *Child has spelled out "WAR" on the floor and is running away.* Miles (off screen): What is going on in his little brain?](https://butt-goblin.com/comics/1774856095-bg-0380.png "MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE")
