March 27, 2026

“Did I ever tell you that I’m working on a screenplay?” said Gringledarf. “That’s so cool,” said Butt Goblin.[Screenplay exerpt: EXT. SPACE NEEDLE ROOF - DAYBad guys swarm out onto the roof, guns blazing. THE BLASTMANCER smooches the three hot babes and pushes them off the roof, where they parachute to safety. Turning back toward the bad guys, he taps the tips of his wands together, causing sparks or some other awesome special effect. He leaps.THE BLASTMANCER(screaming)It’s blastmancin’ time!A guitar wails.]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON