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January 19, 2026
Hey everybody! I finally got a job again! It took 10 months of job hunting, but I'm going to work for Microsoft starting next week. I'll also be moving across the country to the Seattle area, so my life is going to be crazy for a little while! I shouldn't miss any updates, hopefully, but please bear with me if you notice any hiccups here at Butt Goblin headquarters.
— Miles
![Butt Goblin freestylin' [Butt Goblin: My name is Shark Barf, I'm a lyrical master / I'm blasting dark farts, an unnatural disaster / You comin' for the king? Yeah my crown's what you're after / But if you say a cuss, I'mma call up your pastor]](https://butt-goblin.com/comics/1770225226-bg-0341.png "MYSTERIOUS MESSAGE")
