February 2, 2026

If Butt Goblin pops out and sees his own butt, that's six more weeks of eating garbage. And afterwards too, but six more weeks for sure

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January 19, 2026

Hey everybody! I finally got a job again! It took 10 months of job hunting, but I'm going to work for Microsoft starting next week. I'll also be moving across the country to the Seattle area, so my life is going to be crazy for a little while! I shouldn't miss any updates, hopefully, but please bear with me if you notice any hiccups here at Butt Goblin headquarters.

— Miles