December 26, 2025

On the day after Christmas, Butt Goblin gave to me: an invoice with itemized fees [Butt Goblin is charging restocking fees for 12 lumpy pustules; 11 ripest diapers; 10 gourds, all screaming; 9 flaming grandpas; 8 facial giblets; 7 soggy fingers; 6 teeth in gravy; 5 old g-strings...]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON