September 17, 2025

Sam-I-Am: Would you eat them off my feet? Would you, could you, off my feet? / Butt Goblin: I would not eat them off your feet. 'Cause your "green ham" is goblin meat.

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September 17, 2025

There's a new Reverse Caption Contest out and I'm a participant! Check it out at the Reverse Caption Contest website and vote for your favorites!

— Miles