August 8, 2025

The heist had gone off without a hitch. Butt Goblin had contrived to get his butt cut off by the deli slicer, and the panicked deli workers were none the wiser as the new Butt Goblin who grew from the severed butt made off with the entire pimento loaf.
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON