March 3, 2025

Due to a quirk of evolution, all pigeons find rugby football extremely boring. Due to his rugby ball shape, Tugboat the pigeon is effectively invisible to other pigeons. Due to being a pigeon, Tugboat has no idea about any of this.

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February 24, 2025

I got my septum pierced! It's my first piercing. It was pretty painful, but it's starting to heal now. Anyway, if you want to see a picture, you can go check it out on my Bluesky profile

— Miles