September 1, 2026

Butt Goblin is prepared for many contingencies [Butt Goblin is about to answer a ringing rotary phone which is labeled "kidnapped friends emergency line". Elsewhere in the room are other similar phones labeled "acquaintance victim of identity theft emergency line", "family member lost keys emergency line", "mailman's nephew hurt his leg emergency line", and "butt is on fire emergency line".]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON