May 13, 2026

Most people rejected his message. [Butt Goblin pontificates before a group of, I guess, pharisees] Butt Goblin: "Nachos are just tacos, but sloppy style." A pharisee: "Shut up!" They hated Butt Goblin because he told them the truth. [Butt Goblin turns away in disappointment.] ...and because they were jealous of his juicy badonkadonk. [A different pharisee bites his lip] Different pharisee: "so juicy"
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON