July 14, 2026

Goblins typically don't grow any hair on their faces. Except for the instant they become a dad, obviously [Butt Goblin's dad looks surprised as a mustache pops onto his face. Someone off screen is saying "It's a Butt Goblin!" and handing an adorable baby Butt Goblin to his dad]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON