October 23, 2026

Buy Butt Chow™ Brand dog food! Dogs love it! Our new patented can design is so easy to open, even a raccoon can do it! They totally won't though, so don't worry about that! Support local goblin-owned businesses! [In the foreground, Rascal Raccoon is opening a can of Butt Chow™. In the background Butt Goblin holds up a can as well, proud that he has solved the problem his friends have of it not being safe for them to eat trash.]
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