September 9, 2026

A green butt sticks out of some sand. Caption: The good news: People can't actually sink all the way into quicksand like in the movies / The bad news: Butt Goblin has different buoyancy properties than humans / The medium news: Butt Goblin can still breathe out of there
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON