June 19, 2026

A man in a suit places a newspaper on a desk. The headline reads "MONKEY BUSINESS RUNNING RAMPANT: MAYOR'S OFFICE UNABLE TO STOP IT". Behind the desk is a horse wearing a top hat and a sash that says MAYOR, stamping his hoof on the desk. Mayor: NEIGH! Damn that goblin! Caption: "They beat us again, Mr. Mayor"
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON