July 9, 2026

Butt Goblin sits at a bar with a margarita in front of him, chatting with someone offscreen. A slug is looking angrily at the margarita. Caption: Butt Goblin likes his margaritas with a salt rim, and as a bonus it also stops all these slugs from stealing his drink

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