October 9, 2026

Butt Goblin couldn't believe his luck when he opened a pack of World's Loudest Burper cards and got a gold foil rookie card of Randy "The Hog Blaster" Schapendonk [Butt Goblin is delighted to be holding a collectible card featuring a balding man with a bit of a gut bent over and belching. The man is wearing a shirt that says "I BURP & I VOTE". Below him is his name, Randy Schapendonk. In the corner is a logo with a crown that says "BELCH KINGS"]
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