August 25, 2026

Butt Goblin stands in a nondescript room. He's wearing a huge blue cowboy hat. His butt is pierced by 5 arrows. He holds a bloody machete. There are several lipstick kiss marks on his face. He's wearing pink roller skates. He looks confused. Caption: You ever walk into a room and immediately forget what you went in there to do?

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