September 15, 2026

Butt Goblin stands next to a witch. He's holding a big novelty check that says WINNER! at the top, while confetti rains down. The check says PAYABLE TO: The little @$#**!! who coated my broomstick in bacon grease / FOR THE AMOUNT OF: MAY WARM BREAD SMELL OF BURNT HAIR UNTO THE TENTH GENERATION / FOR: Curse / [signed]: Grizelka. Caption: Congratulations, Butt Goblin! You're the 500th curse recipient!
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON