November 6, 2026

The city of Cnossus, NY (where Butt Goblin lives) has never appeared on a map, owing to a series of increasingly unlikely mishaps. Every year on New Map Day, the citizens gather for The Checking of the Maps. [A man in a suit with a bow tie and a top hat stands on a stage. He wears a sash that says "Map Checker". In one hand he holds a book titled "The New Maps". His other hand is held up in a thumbs down gesture. A crowd watches the stage. Butt Goblin is at the back of the crowd, swinging his fist sideways in an "aw dang it" gesture.]
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON