August 20, 2026

Even after many years of working with all manner of slimy creatures, from slugs to eels to even slime molds, Dr. Snodgrass was not prepared for Butt Goblin's ooze factor [The scientist recoils from his microscope, which has apparently blasted slime out of the eye piece onto his glasses. A sample of Butt Goblin on the microscope's stage oozes slime all over the place. Butt Goblin, apparently bored, does a handstand in the background.]
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