July 22, 2026

Butt Goblin, trying his hand at being a mad scientist, invents a gum that actually does stay in your stomach for seven years. [Butt Goblin (dressed in a lab coat and holding up an Erlenmeyer flask full of a bubblegum pink substance)]: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
BUTT GOBLIN WANTS YOU

I WANT YOU TO JOIN US ON PATREON